Current M!A : Must act like a gentleman for 34 hours.

Your name is ACE DICK, and you should proably start getting some professional help. You've been through a lot.
You are a private detective in Midnight City, previously an exile, and before that, you participated in the war between Prospit and Derse.
After Midnight City was built, a man named Mobster Kingpin created a game, and forced you and two coworkers (Problem Sleuth and Pickle Inspector) to play it. You three defeated him (along with some help from female counterparts). You have no idea where he is now. You don't care.

Right now, Problem Sleuth is dead, and the Inspector has left you. He said he'd be coming back someday when it was 'safe'. You miss that guy a lot.
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Your chumhandle is aggresiveDiminutive, and you personally don't give a shit if your spelling isn't correct because it was a bitch to make it.
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